Anyone else on goodreads? I tend to skim a lot of the reviews, because I am on a huge, huge book kick, but I've come across this trend which is possibly the funniest thing on earth? Woman, typically 20-40, typically from Utah (but sometimes Arizona!), tend to write reviews like this:
"I began reading this book today. It wasn't long before I came to a descriptive scene of intimacy. I think the storyline had potential and the author had a good command of humor. Why did the author ruin it with vulgarity? I will not be finishing this book."
That, ftr, is for the Time Traveller's Wife, which I read when I was fourteen? And the thing is, I hadn't hit my 'explicit books' yet, at least, outside of fic, and I probably would have remembered something truly explicit. But seriously, these reviews, if they're not wringing their hands over sex, tend to go "the author used the f-bomb!" or "the language was vulgar, I had to stop reading!" and I just. Really, Mormons, really?
IDK, I'm pretty...non-religious in general (uber Catholic family on all sides, including my stepmother's family and my mother's fiancee's family, though), but seriously, no drinking, no caffeine, no swearing, no sex in
books. That's. Rigid.
In kind of distressing news, though, most of those women are stay at home mothers, and there's this, like, 24 year old mother of three. And the structure doesn't really deviate from that. It's sort of upsetting.
In other Mormon news, almost a year after I first realized it, it still cracks me up that three of the Mormons in the music business are named Brendon, Brandon (Flowers, The Killers), and Branden (Steineckert, The Used). If one was to write a very Mormon threesome, just how difficult to understand would it be? Very, I say.
Tags: books, religion